The neverending sage continues with the giant puppy, Valcor, who flies! Only the real story is that Valcor was out of his magic flying dust and needed a cash advance loan, right quick! Yes, Valcor was very upset that he had run out of the pixie dust and so he went off on a little adventure himself to find a little money. First, he went to his parents for a cash advance but they said that they were all out of cash themselves. And so they went along with Valcor in search of a cash advance loan.

Cash advance loan - Valcor the giant puppy searches for quick cash

Valcor and his parents searched all over for a cash advance loan but could only find a giant snail willing to spit into a shoe,

which he said could be sold for glue!

There was nothing left to do but to go home

so home they started for until they found a gnome!

The gnome said, "What the heck do I care that you're looking for cash

Don't you know that I have a big blue rash!

So Valcor and his parents made it home to their giant dog house

And they found a critter at the computer who said, "I'm only a little mouse!"

"What!?" the giant puppies said together!

"I'm only a mouse but I found you cash, for any weather!"

So Valcor and family found an online cash advance!

And Valcor got the magic dust, nevermore would he take a chance!

Now he knew where to find a cash advance loan

and never again would he whine and moan!

He'll never forget how if it wasn't for cash advance loans

He wouldn't of had his magic dust and certainly no more bones!

Play time is over, its time to get serious

Oh Valcor, you have such a lovely voice. And what poesy! Truly you are a bard to be reckoned with! But be very careful around your luck dragon, no matter how poetic his tonguing lyric - you never know when their luck is directed at you or the people behind your quick cash advance loan. Ain't that a drag! Everyone wants the same thing form life - more money, all the time. There will be those of us who have to ask for it, who take out a fast cash advance loan as our only real option, and then there are the people profiting off our financial miseries and just rolling around in the quick cash advance fat. These dude's have the lion's share of the luck, and they simply take out from their savings when the going gets tough and the cash disappears. Curse you Valcor.